According to the folks over at Deadline, Columbia Pictures and Happy Madison are in talks to bring the two and a half minute nostalgia-trip to the big screen. Now, I know what you’re thinking. Who? What? Why? Where? How?
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Unfortunately, I have none of the answers for you. Although I do think that ‘D’ on the Deadline comments had a pretty good idea;
Oh, and yeah. It’s in 3D. Rejoice and Hallelujah. To be quite honest, this has got to be the weirdest piece of news I’ve ever seen. A full 2-hour long movie out of a 2 minute long Pixel-love-in? I’m confused already.
Then we reveal… THE MAGIC VIDEO GAME! Wha-? where’d this come from?!! Gotta put a quarter into it. Nothing happened! Oh well. Sandler walks away as sparks fly from the game. SOMETHING DID HAPPEN!!!
Insert shots of YouTube video intercut with Sandler trying to warn childhood sweetheart (Call Olivia Munn!) of pixels eating NYC. No one believes him until HE BELIEVES IN HIMSELF.
Set piece,set piece, set piece, lame third act and Rotten Tomatoes give is 31%.
Oh, and let’s make it 3D, shall we?
What about you, readers? Do you like the idea of Pixels becoming a full feature length 3D movie? How on earth would it work? Let us know in the comments below.
